OKAY. I JUST DIED. I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE HIM ANYMORE. I DO. EVERY TIME. AND HE PLAYED WITH THE BLACK KEYS. HE PLAYED. AND STEVEN KNOCKED ONE OF HIS GOLD TEETH OUT. AND MY BEST FRIEND IS TRYING TO CALM ME. I LOVE HER FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME. I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. LOVE. SO MUCH. Now let’s have Harry Potter win one, shall we?
I LOVE YOU DAMMIT.
“Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually, nevermind, it’s too long.”
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
Fuuuuuuuuuck. I just want Bridesmaids or HP to win. Not the hunger games.
Wiz Khalifa, you aren’t Steven Tyler. You can’t have a scarf around your mic stand. Sorry.
WHAT. STEVEN TYLER AND JOE PERRY ARE PRESENTING JOHNNY WITH THE AWARD. AND THEN THE BLACK KEYS. I’m satisfied.
alygraytor asked: That awkward moment when you realize your best friend, Megan Hough, is like your wife and like your sister. Like a sister wife. :/
mmm. yes.

